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Kingdom Hearts: Awakening - Part 5 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Kingdom Hearts: Awakening - Part 5

It was a day like any other at Radiant Garden; clear skies, a cool breeze and construction sites everywhere you looked. What set this day apart from the rest, however, was the unconscious woman laying down in the middle of the marketplace. Nobody was quite certain how she got there. According to Aerith, who found her first, she was just lying down in a space that was devoid of anything five seconds before. Word spread, and it wasn’t long before she was brought to the Restoration Committee’s headquarters for care and safekeeping. Turns out she wasn’t the only one. As the mystery woman, a blonde in her late 20’s, was b

Thinking for Two -2- by Battleaxx900, literature

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Thinking for Two -2-

Ugh, what’s taking the bus so long? It should’ve been here ten minutes ago! Calm down, worrying wont’ make it come any faster. It might. You never know. I’m not even gonna touch that one. By the way, did you remember to bring that package? Of course I have the package! You seriously think I’d even leave the house without something that important? Knowing you? Yes. Hilarious. Look, if it’ll make you happy, I’ll open up my backpack and check to see if I have the package… and lo and behold, it’s in there. Ah, good. Just making sure. You can never be too careful, you know. I know, but

Thinking for Two -1- by Battleaxx900, literature

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Thinking for Two -1-

Hmm… this pizza looks good. I’m not so sure about that. You remember the last time you had pepperoni pizza? I think you drank like a gallon of milk before you stopped complaining about your tongue. Yeah, but this isn’t spicy pepperoni. See? Says so right there. ‘Sides, the pepperoni isn’t the main attraction; that would be the five different kinds of meat that come with it. Didn’t you use to be a vegetarian? What happened to that? Got sick of it, both mentally and physically. Not enough protein. Any more objections? At the very least, order something other than cola this time. Do you have any idea what

MTG: The Deck-building process by Battleaxx900, literature

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MTG: The Deck-building process

“It looks like I have a few more open spots in the sideboard for my Standard Jundragons deck. What should we put in?” “Well, the deck’s definitely going to need a defense against flying blockers. What self-respecting Green deck isn’t going to be siding in a few Hornet Queens at the earliest opportunity?” “Good point. How d’you feel about Windstorm, then? For three mana, it’ll blow away the Queen and all her servants – and at Instant speed, too!” “Actually, I was thinking about using Harbinger of the Hunt. It’s a five-mana 5/3 dragon, and you can pay mana to do damag

Weekly Word Wall Filler No. 1 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall Filler No. 1

When I found myself falling from orbit surrounded by what used to be my dad's car before it got blown to pieces, it was that moment when I finally realized that this had probably been one of the strangest Tuesdays of my life. I reached out to grab what I think used to be part of the car's roof - I don't really recall why, it seemed like a good idea at the time - when I saw the city racing towards me at a disturbingly fast pace. Ugh. Out of all the days I could've discovered I had psychic powers, why did it have to be today!? I was about to get my driver's license, y’know! I grew out my beard 0.75 inches longer than I normally do so tha

Weekly Word Wall #5: The King of Feywall by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #5: The King of Feywall

The world has seen many civilizations rise and fall, but not once in its entire history has there been a kingdom greater than Feywall. Not only do its borders encompass more than 60% of the continent, it is often considered the central hub for several arts and businesses, it boasts a staggering thirty-five Duchies charged with keeping peace across the realm, and has undeniable archaeological proof of its existence during the time of the Old Kingdoms. If it cannot be learned, bought or experienced within Feywall, to do so elsewhere is oft-considered to be impossible. Endymion mused on this as he stared out of the window of the Solarium, his o

Weekly Word Wall #4: Daz and Cassie, Part 2 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #4: Daz and Cassie, Part 2

Daz was an avid treasure hunter; there was nothing in all of Feywall he enjoyed more than plunging head-first into some forgotten tomb with Cassie at his side, bashing some faces in with his trusty battleaxe, then returning to the city with mountains of Old Kingdom treasures to live the high life for the next few months. It’s what he’s good at, its’ what he enjoys doing, and it’s what he’s gonna do until the day he dies – and thanks to Cassie and her magic, that’s not gonna happen for a long time. There was only one major downside to his preferred way of life; during every expedition he and Cassie wen

Weekly Word Wall #3: Daz and Cassie, Part 1 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #3: Daz and Cassie, Part 1

Daz groaned in pain. That was a good hit. You’d think that a reanimated skeleton wouldn’t be able to swing a mace hard enough to break bones through steel plate, but here he was with a broken left forearm that said otherwise. Cassie, his travelling companion and best friend, let out a sigh to match his own. “Alright, hold still, you big baby,” she said as she placed her hand on his broken arm, her hand glowing with a soothing magical aura. Before long, the damage from the attack had faded away and his arm was as good as new. “Thanks, Cassie,” he said as he put his gauntlet back on. “Don’t know w

Weekly Word Wall #2: The Siege of Aegisford by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #2: The Siege of Aegisford

“I beg your pardon, Prince Grepher of Fauchard, but we have customs here in Feywall that simply must be obeyed. If you truly wish for my hand in marriage, you will cease your intolerable behaviour and participate in tomorrow’s tournament for it, like everybody else.” Those were the words she gave to that arrogant brute of a prince in response to his incessant flirting, and she truly believed that would be the end of it. In retrospect, those were poor words to say to the man who would one day inherit the throne of a kingdom infamous for its military might and its rabid arrogance. It was probably the first time that poor boy h

Weekly Word Wall #1: The True Tale of Ruben by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #1: The True Tale of Ruben

As Ruben entered the main part of the cavern, he couldn't help but notice the massive dragon sleeping on the giant pile of treasure that took up most of the cave. He shuddered. Grabbing the King's Diamond without waking up that overgrown lizard was NOT going to be easy. For one, there was the giant pile of treasure; gold coins, jewel-encrusted statues, ceremonial weapons and armour... even without the giant dragon sleeping on top of it, how was he supposed to find one stupid diamond in that massive hoard? Perhaps if he had enough time to search for it, it wouldn't be a problem - Ruben was the kind of person who greatly enjoyed sorting through

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Kingdom Hearts: Awakening - Part 5 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Kingdom Hearts: Awakening - Part 5

Thinking for Two -2- by Battleaxx900, literature

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Thinking for Two -2-

Thinking for Two -1- by Battleaxx900, literature

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Thinking for Two -1-

MTG: The Deck-building process by Battleaxx900, literature

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MTG: The Deck-building process

Weekly Word Wall Filler No. 1 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall Filler No. 1

Weekly Word Wall #5: The King of Feywall by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #5: The King of Feywall

Weekly Word Wall #4: Daz and Cassie, Part 2 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #4: Daz and Cassie, Part 2

Weekly Word Wall #3: Daz and Cassie, Part 1 by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #3: Daz and Cassie, Part 1

Weekly Word Wall #2: The Siege of Aegisford by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #2: The Siege of Aegisford

Weekly Word Wall #1: The True Tale of Ruben by Battleaxx900, literature

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Weekly Word Wall #1: The True Tale of Ruben

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Aug 2
Australia
Deviant for 14 years
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My Bio

Yo! I'm Battleaxx900, everybody's favourite nobody. I'm Australian, I'm 23, and I'm a writer! Y'know, whenever I'm not procrastinating like a half-dead sloth...

Anyways, feel free to peruse my collection of things I've written, and lemme know what you think about 'em. Feedback is always muchos appreciated here. Also, check out my Journal if you want to read about one man's struggle against his own laziness. And if you do stick around, make sure to keep an eye out for the Weekly Word Wall, a collection of short stories that updates every weekend. (Currently on hiatus)

Anyways, that's everything I need to say here. Enjoy your stay here on my page; hopefully you'll find something that'll help you pass the time. Catch ya later!

Favourite Movies

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Lego Movie, Advent Children

Favourite TV Shows

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, MLP: FIM, Eureka Seven

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Metallica, Judas Priest, Pendulum, Arctic Monkeys

Favourite Books

The Moonshadow series

Favourite Writers

Star Tours Traveler

Favourite Games

Kingdom Hearts, Xenoblade Chronicles, Mass Effect

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nintendo 3DS (in all its forms), Wii, Xbox 360

Tools of the Trade

MS Word 2010, Written Kitten

Other Interests

Magic: The Gathering, walking, Coca-Cola.

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finaformsora

Jan 23, 2014

thanks for the watch!

blw7920

Sep 16, 2013

Thanks for adding me to your Deviant-Watch list!!!!

blw7920

Jan 15, 2013

Thanks for visiting my page!!!!

CrazyBrainz

Jan 3, 2013

Thank you very much for the

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Eh, no problem. ^_^

i dont know why you faved that... but thanks XD

Battleaxx900

Jan 1, 2013

I fave'd it because I sympathise with you. You've lost your will and inspiration to draw, and I've lost my will and inspiration to write. Here's hoping they come back someday, eh?